Obama shames nation by winning Nobel prize.

There is no nice way to say this, and it doesn't warrant a nice way to say it anyway; anyone pissing and moaning about president Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize needs to fuck the fuck off.

I would be as proud of any president winning a Nobel prize, I don't care who the fuck it is. I hate Bush, bad president, worse in modern history, but if he had somehow pulled a Nobel fucking peace prize out of his ass while in office I'd damn sure be just as fucking proud as I am now over Obama.

There are people in this country that are offended by this! They are offended by the president winning a Nobel prize! Who the fuck do they think they are?

A sitting president of the United States wins a Nobel prize, I'm fucking proud. I don't care who it is, how long he's been in office, or what he's done or not done. He's my president, and he won a Nobel prize. That's a proud day for America, you flaming fucking assholes from Hell.

And that's as nice as I can put that, you pricks.

In defense of a clown

This is great;
In defense of Glenn Beck

This is what the conservative movement is reduced to, feeding the vacuum they live in, feeding off each other, reporting on each other, treating each other like they're news.

Dude starts the article off right by likening Beck to a rodeo clown, which apparently Beck does himself. Then talks about his meteoric rise, but states his most impressive achievement is how big of a cross section of people hate him. Not really a bragging point I'd push, but then I'm not a flaming fucking asshole. Hint; if everyone in the room says you're an asshole, then you just might be an asshole.

And of course he bothers to disclose that he likes Beck personally, Beck pimped his book on his show, and his book is titled 'Liberal Fascism,' as well as the fact that he's a Fox News regular and appears regularly on Becks show as well.

Well, at least he's impartial.

But it gets better. He goes on to compare Beck with John Stewart. Beck, who has a nightly news show on Fox News, a major cable news network, compared to Stewart, who's a fucking comedian on a fucking cable comedy network that even has the word "comedy" in it's fucking name! This is more apt than the author of the article ever intended, I'm sure.

Even more to the point, he closes the article by claiming that the 'left' never sees the antics of it's more "flamboyant celebrities" as a bad thing. But that's just the point, dumbass, they're celebrities!

If the right wants to admit that Beck is nothing more than a clown entertaining us with his comedy show that happens to be on one of the major cable news networks, fine, then we can all agree. But if they want to claim any respectability from the man, then he needs to get his own comedy show on Comedy Central so he can finally stand toe to toe with John Stewart on his own turf.

After all, he's just a clown.